The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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