i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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