Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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