As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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