Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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