i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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