If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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