hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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