Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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