Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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