I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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