So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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