belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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