worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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