you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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