Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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