Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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