He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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