Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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