god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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