sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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