If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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