Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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