they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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