so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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