On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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