He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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