Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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