JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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