Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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