dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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