If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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