Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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