She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize