Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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