I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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