I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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