ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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