You made me cry and you don't even care
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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