Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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