Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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