before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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