Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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