I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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