What should our trivia night team be named?
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he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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