I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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