but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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