i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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