took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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