NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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